Not bad for almost 50.
(click to see more pics)
Things to do:
Get
pissed more often.
Visit
a gay pub / nightclub more than once a year.
Listen
to more music - currently listening to Corvus Corax.
Update
this site more often.
Get pissed
more often.
Read
more - currently re-reading Mapp & Lucia books (yet again).
Get laid
more often (actually, getting laid at ALL would be quite
nice).
Invite
my friends round for meals more often.
Did I mention
get pissed more often?
Take up
drawing again.
Stop fiddling
with this bloody computer and do some housework.
Get more
sharp pointy things (see below).
Do more work on the allotment.
Go to the theatre/cinema/gigs more often.
Stuff about me.
| Name: | Robert Stubbs |
|---|---|
| Nickname: | None |
| Age: | 49 |
| Astrological / Zodiac stuff: |
Western - Leo - Generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic,
broad-minded, expansive, faithful, loving, pompous, patronizing, bossy, interfering,
dogmatic, intolerant Chinese - Dog - Loyal, modest, dependable, out-spoken, eloquent, assertive, generous, patient, intelligent, well-meaning, playful, lively, out-going, versatile, quirky, nervous, quick-temper, restless, self-righteous, pessimistic, critical, petty, accusing, stubborn, hot-headed, rebellious, blunt, rash, sarcastic, eccentric |
| Orientation: | Gay |
| Sex: | Yes please. It's been so long, if it does ever happen again I'll probably find that I've forgotten what to do. Hopefully it's a bit like riding a bike (once learnt, never forgotten... mind you, I'll probably fall off a few times) |
| Group sex: | Not yet |
| Relationships: |
Past - Casual sex, but nothing for years. Certainly
never anything I would call a relationship. There
have been men I've loved (or at least fancied like
hell) and men I've had sex with but never the twain
have met. Present - Mother fist and her five daughters. Despite how I may come across in some of the photos I am basically very shy (& at times chronically so). Unfortunately, most people judge a book by it's cover and don't invest any time getting to know the person. So when they see the image but come up against the shyness & lack of self confidence etc they probably just think I'm being rude or just not interested. Most of the time (out of necessity) I can ignore the fact that I'm still on my own. Sometimes I'm even glad I am, but not always. Sad innit. Preferred - Monogamous |
| Height: | 5ft 8" / 173cm |
| Weight: | 13 stone +/- (more plus than minus at the moment) |
| Eyes: | Two, both green (sometimes bloodshot) and both aided by the insertion of contact lenses (preferred) or the use of spectacles |
| Hair: | Occasional Mohawky type thing (no 1 on the sides - currently about 7 inches on top & 10 inches at the back), dark brown, greying at the sides. Gelled down / tied back for work. |
| Facial: | Moustache / Goatee type thing trimmed short but with a longer strip down the middle & long pointy sideburns trimmed short |
| Clothes: |
Smart(ish) at work Casual / Alternative in public Slob at home |
| Shoe size: | 7 (UK) |
| Jewellery: | Various silver & pewter rings (quantity depending on occasion, up to 9) and earrings (up to 5 - 2 left lobe, 3 right lobe & 1 right cartilage) |
| Sports etc: |
Past - Tae Kwon-do, Kendo & Iaido, gym Present - None (lazy git) |
| Music: | Anything from Fauré to The Clash |
| Fav 'artists': |
Vivaldi, Albinoni, Mahler, Fauré, Vaughan Williams, k d lang,
David Sylvian, The The, Eyeless in Gaza, Julie London,
Oysterband, Marc Almond, Diamanda Galas, Peter Murphy, The Cure, Bauhaus,
Siouxsie and the Banshees, Alison Moyet, Dreadful
Shadows, Corvus Corax, Clan of Xymox, Working Week, The Clash, Annie
Lennox, Peatbog Faeries, Long John Baldry, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Patrick Wolf, Apoptygma Berzerk, Cuddly Toys... Whatever I'm listening to at the moment. |
| Books: | SF & some fantasy |
| Fav authors: |
Geoff Ryman, Philip K Dick*, Michael Moorcock*, Robert
Holdstock, Armistead Maupin, David Rees, Patrick Gale * I'm sure there's potential for a few jokes here but, for once, I'll refrain |
| Hobbies: | Fiddling with my computer, going down the pub with friends, reading |
| Alcohol: | Lots esp bottled Belgian beer, red wine |
| Turn-ons: | Bare (male) chests, muscles (but not too much), see the naughty bits link |
| Turn-offs: | Very hairy and / or overweight guys |
| Outness: | Approx 99% all friends, now starting on the people at work |
| Religion: | PAH! |
| Politics: | Middle-left |
| Art: | Classical |
| TV/Radio past & present: | The Tomorrow People, Danger Mouse, Babylon 5, Red Dwarf (pre season 7, 7 was crap 8 should just not have been made), Mapp & Lucia, Earthworm Jim, Two Fat Ladies, Round the Horne, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, Hello Cheeky, I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again |
| Job: | Assistant Management Accountant, local NHS Primary Care Trust. |
| Fav places: | Norwich, Norfolk, Western Scotland, Italy, Gran Canaria |
| Education: |
Infant School Primary School Secondary Modern School |
| Family: |
One brother (married with 3 kids) Mum 1934-2003, Dad 1931-2006 |
| Loves: | Cooking, good food and good wine. Beer. DIY. Gardening, I only have a balcony at home but in Feb 06 I finally got an allotment which I thoroughly enjoy... apart from the weeding. Wearing a kilt, particularly in hot weather. Have 2 from 21st century kilts (see links page)... an imitation leather one and a blue camouflage one. |
| Hates: | Intolerance, injustice, evangelism. Firms that use telemarketing and/or door to door salesmen. Drivers who just stop in the middle of a main road to let someone out of a side road etc (even when you are the only vehicle behind them and had you both gone past the other vehicle could have pulled out anyway). Very nervous/hesitant drivers that turn me into an aggressive driver. People who get normally decent/good looking cars then get them in yellow. |
| Pets: | None. Would love to have a dog (medium/large, not one of those squitty little things). Unfortunately, it's not really practical |
| Plants: |
Fav indoor plant - cyclamen, ferns and palms (although
I always seem to kill them) Fav outdoor plants - Heathers, wallflowers, budlea, flowering cherries, forget-me-nots, lavender, fuchsias, pansies |
| Food: |
Favourite - Italian, Mexican, steak, chocolate, rhubarb
or apple crumble, black cherry cheesecake Hate - Shellfish, prawns, shrimp etc - anything that looks like it did when it was alive, offal |
| Colours: |
Favourite - Burgundy, Red, Purple, Blue (eyes), Blond
(hair) Hate - Yellow (esp cars) |
This WebMaster gets newtered at the best pub in Norwich.
If you've got nothing better to do, you could also check out my MySpace space.
